♔【.x// SNOW WHITE {.in the style of Yullen.} ;; Chapter III 】

【.x// Chapter III ; Road Trip 】

♔【.x// SNOW WHITE {.in the style of Yullen.} ;; Chapter I 】

【.x// Chapter II ; Warning! 】

♔【.x// SNOW WHITE {.in the style of Yullen.} ;; Chapter I 】

【.x// Chapter I :: Introduction ; Trouble Ahead 】

Abomination of the original story collected by the Brothers Grimm and the classic Disney movie, with characters based on the graphic novel D.Gray-Man by Hoshino Katsura.
Ideas are in collaboration with Yuri Han, whom I chat with during lunch breaks. This has already been published on FF.net.

Warning: Most of this is crack, and has a heck load of references that are obscure to those unfamiliar with the otaku-dom world. It features homosexual relationships. Don’t like it, than don’t read it unless you have to. Most of it was written during godforsaken hours. Like 4AM. And yes, in case you were wondering, most of the relationships that I have written were BL. Boy’s Love. Boyxboy. I’m not expanding it any further than that.

  Once upon a time, in a land far far away, in some crazy fan girls' imagination, lived a beautiful queen. One day, as Queen Yuuna Walker* was embroidering into her hand bag a picture of two guys (almost) kissing**, she accidentally pricked her finger on her needle. Jerking back her hand in slight pain, she noticed that the blood had dripped onto the fresh snow that fell on her ebony bed room window sill.

  Queen Yuuna quietly prayed, "Oh, so dearly do I wish that I could have a beautiful daughter with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony..."

  The King, Mana Walker sat in the next seat by the coffee table they shared. King Mana was sipping his tea and reading the newspaper when he asked, "Dear, you want an heir so early? But why lips as red as blood? That's rather... Morbid. You sound like a pervert."

  Queen Yuuna looked back at him dryly.

  And so, Yuuna had finally had her wish (somewhat) granted. Much later next year, she gave birth to a child...

  The doctor held up the baby, with tears in his eyes, he exclaimed: "Why, it's a beautiful baby girl!"***

  "Oh...hah... Please...let me... see the child," the queen struggled to say.

  Doctor Chaoji Han passed the cleaned baby to the king, who handed it to the mother to hold together.

  But then, King Mana spoke up: "Doctor Han... I do believe that it's a baby boy."

  The queen was a little disappointed, but she was happy anyway. But since the doctor got their hopes up, they sent Chaoji to the crocodile vs. alligator pit.

  However, the child grew to be even more attractive than the queen could've ever wished for. Though she died before her eyes could experience his drop-dead-sexiness. By the time of his mid and especially late teens, he was indeed very handsome yet beautiful, and had many fan girls. Kanda Yuu could turn heads from afar, from maybe even Russia. Even when he's pissed, vulgar, and frightening. Because that just makes him look even sexier. But anyway. He did have pale skin, though not as white as snow, 'cause that's just nasty. And he did have long, straight black locks, as black as ebony. As for red lips as red as blood? Uh... more like a thirst for blood. And lastly, he kind of did look like a girl--from far away, at least.

  Queen Yuuna Walker (maiden name Kanda Yuuna) passed away along with the king's brother, by the time the new prince was about nine. The king's brother was taking care of a child himself, and so King Mana continued to look after that child for him.

  The young child, Allen, was around six at the time. He had a gorgeous head of snowy white locks and an adorable, yet boyish visage. He was a very sweet and peculiar child. But Allen and the young prince didn't get along well... Well, that's an understatement.

  "Hi. Uhm... Good morning, my name is Allen, it's a pleasure to meet you, Prince Y-" Allen said holding out his hand, before being cut off.

  "That's Prince Kanda to you! And I don't shake hands with shorties like you, moyashi!" Kanda said with his hands crossed and trademark scowl.
A/N: “Moyashi” means bean sprout in Japanese.

  Allen twitched before he replied back, with a sarcastic smile on his face, "Well, thanks for that. I would've surely regret shaking hands with such a rude prick."

King Mana panicked while he tried to hold back his son. Kanda trembled with anger while he grumbled, "Why... you little..."

  A few years after the queen and the king's brother died, the king himself followed. Kanda began to take care of himself and Allen at the same time, living off of their inheritance.

  One day, Allen made an attempt to reach up the shelves to grab the flour, but failed terribly due his condition of being rather vertically challenged. Sighing, and after failing once more, he went to grab a stool. However, he mistakenly used one of the stools that Kanda used to throw at people who were pissing him off, (not counting Allen--he uses other methods for punishing his dear moyashi,) and thus, he fell.

  "Eyaaahhh!" Allen wailed, falling on something softer than the ground.

  Kanda held him in his arms and smirked.

   Allen flushed angrily and beat the other man's chest in a mix of frustration and embarrassment.

  "You... Who'd have thought you'd be so... cliché," Allen commented.

  "Yes, who would have thought," Kanda replied monotonously.

  Then Allen suddenly realized. "Oh my god, you did that on purpose, you jerk!!"

  Now that the King had no siblings to continue reign, the next most powerful family stepped up. The Lee family.

  Komui Lee was an eccentric man, but he was kind at heart (mostly). He took care of Kanda and Allen, as he was a good friend to the old queen. Except he could become evil whenever he's fooled into thinking that someone was trying to do inappropriate things to his sister, Lenalee Lee. Among other things.

  As usual, the king was sleeping soundly (and sleep talking) at his desk, hugging his Lenalee pillow.

  "Mmr... Can I get... another cup of coffee... Lenalee-tan... Yes, Blue Mounta... No more Blue Mountain coffee?! Mmrrr... Pink Mountain... Charliieee... the vortex is closing... candy... Sorcerer..."

  Lavi, an apprentice to the castle's historian/librarian, needed his documents to be signed and stamped by the king. Now, he just needs to wake Komui up so he can force him to do his job.

  Lavi smiled mischievously, then whispered into Komui's ear... "Allen groped Lenalee."

  No response. --Oh yeah, Allen turned gay and already has a lover! (Lavi assumes based on Allen's behaviour.) And he'd never cheat.

  Lavi pondered... Then thought of another idea. "Kanda is secretly taking creepy pictures of Lenalee."

  No response. --Oh, rigghhttt. Kanda's asexual. Well... then again, he does seem to pay a lot of attention to Allen... and spend a lot of time with him... voluntarily.

  He sighed. Okay, how about this? He whispered again to King Komui, "I asked Lenalee what her three measurements were."

  Still no response. ...Oh yeah, a prince from the neighbouring kingdom, Prince Tyki Mikk, kind of already announced that Lavi is his. And stole a kiss from him. In public, in front of everyone in the castle. Well, that sucks. Though Lavi didn't seem to mind at the time. (Besides, he already knows her measurements.)

  Okay, here goes my final attack! He loudly whispered into the King's ear, "Reever is cheating on you!"

  Komui shot up instantaneously, and stomped off with an army of Komlins and deadly gear. After Lavi got him to sign the papers, who was trying his best not to die from laughing too hard, that is.

  Lavi later found Tyki's sister, Princess Rhode Kamelot, passionately making out with Lenalee. Well that explains even more why his threats didn't work. But why does everyone have to be gay?

  As per evening, Komui was in his office, slacking off as usual. He faced towards his magic mirror-camera-glass thing that Jeryy had given him the day before and asked, holding his hand out for dramatic affect...

  "Reever, Reever on the wall...

  Who is the fairest one of all?"

  On the other side, in the the chemistry lab, Reever replied threateningly: "...What the-- Oi, get. Back. To work. If you don't, I'll know. And when I do, I'll freaking jump through this mirror and I'll kick your ass so badly, my foot will make an indent. Then, I'll write Lenalee a letter from you saying horri-"

  "...Just answer my question~!!" the king whined, hands drooping inelegantly.

  "Ok, fine! Your sister, Lenalee, is the fairest of all."

  Komui gyrated gleefully, then saying: "Really?!" while blushing.

  "Woah, nope! I'm getting another reading!" Reever teased, "While your sister Lenalee certainly is hot--er--I mean fair, there are others fairer than she."

  "WHAT?! This mirror must be broken!"

  "It's true!"

  "Then, ALAS! Tell me their names!" Komui said, holding his hand out again.

  "Well, I'll tell you about the first of the two...”

  “Skin almost as white as snow,

  Hair as black as ebony...

  And the blood that gleams on his sword after cutting down his enemies, shining in the moonlight-"

  Komui knew at that moment who the mirror was talking about, and so he yelled angry and accusingly: "KANDA YUU!!"

  "...Right. And there is another boy that rivals his beauty."

  "ALAS! Tell me his name!" Komui demanded in the same, exact pose.

  "Hair as white as snow-"

  Komui cut him off again, "ALLEN WALKER!!"

  "...No, really," Reever replied sarcastically, "NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!"

  "Aww... Yes, yes..." Komui said obediently. Of course, as soon as Reever was gone, he started scheming. That's never good.

xx:OMAKE:xx

Lavi: Alright, here are some of the questions for the readers of the manga!! :D Let's read the first one... It's to Allen!

Allen: Hm? C:

Lavi: This is from 15 year-old Merry Poupans-san. 'Allen-san, do you have whit'---ERRRRRR--UHMMM. LET'S JUST SKIP THIS ONE!

Allen: Ehh? Why? That's so rude!

[ Kanda just stands there behind Allen all indifferent and stuff. Sort of groping him. ]

Lavi: TT __TT I can't-- We can't answer it!!

Allen: Just read it! *Tries to snag it.*

Lavi: NOOooooo! TT __TT Don't read it!! *Flail.*

[ The paper slips out of Lavi's hand... Allen catches it. ]

Allen: 'Allen-san... Do you have white hair, even down there?'

*Long pause.*

Allen: Oh. OH. OH! UHM. Uhh...!!!

Kanda: ...Obviously, the moyashi doesn't have hair down there.

Allen: *Panics!!!* What-uhh-I... Err... That is...

Lavi: EHHH?!! O////O" You two've already gone that far?!

Allen: *Glare.*

Kanda: *Smirk.*

A/N:

**2 :: Because almost-kissing is more beautiful than kissing. <3

***3 :: A snookie to anyone who gets this reference.

♔【.x// Yullen Week 2011 ;; SKY 】

【.x// prompt: SKY】

I don't pay much attention to the colour of the sky, nor to the weather.

But whenever I look up, it's almost always grey in London... Along with everywhere we went...

They were the colour of his eyes.

...

God dammit!

My fist flew and punched wall beside my window, no longer the one I had cracked for the same reasons.

Here I am again, thinking of that brat.

It pissed me off more than it should when I saw his ashen eyes gleam gold. When I saw him leaning against that wall, screaming in pain, and then expression dark...

[ "O-ha-yo..." your lips spoke. Your aura emanated complete darkness, and chilled even the air.

I instantly knew it wasn't you. ]

Hmph.

Who the hell were you saying good morning to, idiot? The akuma? It's past noon.A/N: "akuma" means demon in Japanese.

...Fourteenth or not, you're still stupid.

Past noon or not, the skies remained colourless.

But your eyes changed.

...and I hated them even more.

Look at you, you never cry for yourself.

So the skies have to cry for you.

[ So there you lie against the wall, after we had finally destroyed that annoying level four, yet again trying to make me pronounce your name.

You looked so tired, yet somewhat relieved, bleeding in the pool of my visualized clutter of lotus.

"Oi."

"What?"

"I told you, my name's Allen..." ]

I knew what you were actually trying to say, but you'd probably rather pay more of Cross' debts than thank me for calling you by that name.

I walked away at that time, still angered.

I stole a glance back you, but when you lifted that curtain of white spun silk, your eyes were the same grey as always.

I sighed in relief... Reluctantly.

I found myself wanting to see them again back when those liquid silver pools still shone.

( I hated them for the falsefied hope they spread... )

( And yet I... Loved that light. )

But at least...

They resembled the familiar dreary grey skies that have become part of my life.

You have become part of my life.

And as much as I tell myself how I hate you, how much as I despise you, loathe you...

You, as well as your eyes...

I would never let you, nor those skies go.

A/N: This has been republished on FF.net. Yes. I write that stuff. Don't judge me.

herpderp. Well, I can make things, but I'm carpdiem at speaking. :D

Oscar Wilde 3-7min.t on Prezi

♔【.x// CAN YOU HEAR ME? 】

【.x// initiate scream 】

You whisper lies
SO THE VASE SHATTERS
Into uncountable shards
    Tears pour out,
        And though I shout...

You continue to walk past, carefree
Eyes to the skies
My heart locks and you forget your key
Turning your promises into lies

You hand me a mirror...
Red locks and emerald dress.
I hate the sickeningly generic flower.
    So I hope your music
        TURNS TO STATIC

The thorns remain forever
My heartbeat stays erratic
A selfish endeavor
Let this become your music

    It doesn't mean I love you.

        I simply wanted to be loved.

♔【.x// ash storm ;; BURNING BLOOD 】

【.x// notreallyjazzpoetry 】

Stop screaming, stop screaming.

You don't exist anymore
Leave my conciousness
The piece of me you took
Burned to ashes with you

Leave me be, leave me dead.

I'd rather live dead
Than greet you in hell
Won't ever love you
Despite eternity

Kill me alive, kill me alive.

Take this smile
It's without lies
Let loneliness devour me
I don't want to see it

Reflected in your eyes.

!!----------XX

I still love you.